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She Knocks 'Em Dead

Suri O'Killer's origins are not known. Abandoned by her parents after the "accidental" death of her sister, Suri was adopted by an older couple who owned a meat market in Savannah, GA. Papa O'Killer taught Suri everything there is to know about the business, including his love of knives.

A Libra, Suri is obsessed with balance and will go to great lengths to ensure it. Hot headed, temperamental, but fair to a fault, Suri is not afraid to spill a little blood (mostly others) to get what she wants.

During Christmas 2007 Suri found an ARRG flyer in the pocket of her last victim and joined immediately. She was drafted to the M80s in June, 2008. "I'm sexy, lethal, and enjoy hurting others. I fit right in from the very beginning." A lover of all things Southern, Suri enjoys cooking, drinking and collecting skulls.

How did you come up with your derby name?

I've been obsessed with serial killers since I was a young girl. When we lived in Germany my parents took me to Dachau Concentration Camp. Since then I have been obsessed with human cruelty.

How and when did you get involved in roller derby?

My soon to be derby wife Buns N. Burn'er asked me if I wanted to go to a derby bout. I said, "St. Louis has roller derby? Hell yes!!" That was Nov. 24, 2007. On Dec. 10 I was at my first practice.

Any serious injuries?

I tore my MCL 3 months after I joined. Totally my fault, that'll teach me to fall correctly! I was out 7 weeks but the injury healed clean.

Do you have a rival on the track?

If you are not on my team at that time, you are my rival.

Favorite position to play?

Blocker, I really enjoy hitting people, but I'm beginning to fall in love with Pivot.

Worst penalty ever committed?

A horribly obvious cutting of the track.

Any pre-bout rituals?

I hold onto a skull and think about the inevitability of death.

What kind of skates and wheels do you roll on?

Wicked 265s with pink Tuners.

Most exciting moment in your derby career?

The night I was drafted. I still get misty when I think about it.

Favorite derby player?

My two wives, Buns N. Burn'er and Danikka Doom.

What is your derby pet peeve?

Hypocrisy

Favorite adult bevie?

Any alcohol is my favorite.

M-80s Blocker

St. LunachixBlocker
2009