Stabby McCutcha, No. 211

How did you come up with your derby name?

Somewhere between stabbing and cutting, it just sort of came to me, burst out at me, really, I'd even say bled all over me.

How did you come up with your derby number?

It was carved in the bones of a body that just happened - HAPPENED - to be near my house.

When did you get involved in roller derby?

July 2010

Any serious injuries?

I have an apple-bottom elbow.

Do you have a rival on the track?

Yes - all of them.

Favorite position to play?

Blocker, Landshark

Worst penalty ever committed?

I was the first player to ever take off my skate and try to stab someone with it. In my rage, I had forgotten about the large rubber toestop and complete lack of any blades at all.

Any pre-bout rituals?

I eat Moe's Pasta Bowl in St. Peters before every home game - Penne Rustica and a house salad produce, upon digestion, speed, aggression and a devil-may-care attitude.

What kind of skates and wheels do you roll on?

Leather ones, and round ones - slap 'em on and get to stabbin'

Most exciting moment in your derby career?

Every single big hit I've ever laid on anybody.
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