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Kiss Her Sass!

How did you come up with your derby name?

I couldn't think of anything clever so I just picked a name from my favorite movie (Billy Madison).

How and when did you get involved in roller derby?

My friend (Pee Wee Hurt'em) told me about it so I went with her to a practice. This was back the fall of 2005 when the league was just starting to form. I initially thought it would be good exercise but it ended up being so much more. Now I can't picture life without derby.

Any serious injuries?

Nothing too major. Just a few minor concussions. I also have a right knee that will never be quite the same and tendonitis in both ankles.

Do you have a rival on the track?

I don't know if it counts as a rival, but I sure hate it when Eli Wallop takes me out with that lethal booty of hers. One of these days I'm going to give her a taste of her own medicine. Watch out, Eli!

Favorite position to play?

Pivot or B3

Pre-Bout rituals?

For lunch I always have a chicken salad sandwich on whole wheat bread. I drink lots of water and a mountain dew or two.

What kind of skates do you roll on?

Riedell 125s with purple Omega 2.0 wheels

Favorite Derby Player?

Other leagues: Megan Formore (Windy City Rollers), Varla Vendetta (Windy City Rollers), Rice Rocket (Texecutioners)
ARRG: Artemischief, Overland Offender, Joanie Rollmoan

hat is your derby pet peeve?

Getting hit in the face! Being the shortest girl on the track means getting lots of shoulders and elbows to the face. Accidents usually, but painful nonetheless.

What is your favorite part about playing roller derby?

There are so many reasons I love playing derby, but the best thing about it is the FANS. I just love when the kids ask for a picture or for my autograph. It's just awesome to have complete strangers cheering you on while you skate.

Favorite adult beverage?

Probably just vodka and juice.

How tall are you?

Tall enough to kick your ass!

Stunt DevilsPivot, Blocker
2007, 2008, 2009

St. LunachixCo-Captain, Blocker
2008, 2009

Travel Team All StarsJammer
2006

AwardsBest Ass (2008)
Crowd Favorite (2006)