Immediately following the deadly Kennedy assassination at Dealey Plaza in Dallas, TX, sniper Lee Harvey Oswald bid his last goodbyes in a theatre to his secret lover, (an infamous blonde bombshell) and alleged presidential mistress. Nine months later, Downtown Dallis Sniper made her entrance into the world...all guns blazing. As a child, her shot with a popgun proved a little too close to her daddy's. So in order to be accepted back into a post-Camelot society, Downtown Dallis dropped the "Sniper", her pistol, and picked up a pair of roller skates and headed to the Gateway City of St Louis, incognito.

With her big Texas hair, sparkling doe eyes, and killer smile, she deceives her opponents into believing her sweet Southern demeanor follows her onto the rink. Mastering her inherited mastermind and sharp-shooting skills, she brings on a scrappy holy terror like a tragedy waiting to happen. She may be a girl you can bring home to mama, just as long as she's not on skates!

(Written by: Ireland O'Hussey)

SmashinistasCo-Captain
Blocker, Jammer
2010, 2011

Travel Team All StarsBlocker, Jammer
2010, 2011

Awards
Arch Rival: Sweetest Roller Girl 2010 (her favorite)
Best All-Star Pivot 2010
Arch Rival Best Arms 2010

Deadly Kennedys: Best Pivot 2009
Assassination City MVP 2009
Assassination City "Hottest of the Hot" 2009