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You wish they all could be Killafornia girls.

Dani was raised on the mean streets of Northern California. At age 13 she started bootlegging wine, making merlot in her bathtub and selling it to her friends. By 16 she was expelled from prep school for "refusing to wear her uniform skirt at a proper length". To make ends meet Dani became the bass player for The Habaneros, a Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band.

While on tour Ms. Killafornia saw an Arch Rival Roller Girls bout and was immediately smitten with the combination of risque outfits and violence. Dani's strong skating legs were developed through years of stomping grapes. Her hits are rumored to measure an 8.3 on the Richter scale of pain. Dani Killafornia was drafted to the M-80s in October, 2008, and she looks forward to inflicting pain on and off the track throughout the upcoming season.

How did you come up with your derby name?

I grew up in California, so I wanted to pay homage to my home state. One day I was playing Rock Band and the song "Dani California" came on, and the name just came together.

How and when did you get involved in roller derby?

My boss was a skater for ARRG and convinced me to join in June, 2008. Shortly thereafter she moved to Boston where she now plays for the Boston Derby Dames.

Favorite position to play?

Any position where I get to hit someone is a favorite of mine.

Worst penalty ever committed?

Is breaking hearts a penalty?

What kind of skates and wheels do you roll on?

Riedell Phaze skates, Devil Ray or Fugitive wheels.

Most exciting moment in your derby career?

Getting drafted to the M-80s!

Favorite derby player?

Splitter Noggin (my former boss).

What is your derby pet peeve?

Smelly pads.

Favorite adult bevie?

Champagne for this classy lady.

M-80s Blocker